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I'm me and me is an ever changing dichotomy of light and dark, happy and sad, fun and furious. I've been told I'm actually more fun when I'm furious so go figure.

I'm 40 this year. I have an inappropriate crush on Daniel Radcliffe that was oddly caused by Harry Potter stalking me (no, not the other way around). I'm an Anglophile, but I try to be cool about it. I've traced my ancestry back to Wales and Rhys ap Tewdar whose progeny famously changed their name to Tudor. If I talk about cousins Henry and Liz you'll know who I'm talking about now.

I love history and pron and historical pron. I'm a reader and writer of romance. I have one book published, but it's not history or pron oddly enough. Maybe the next book will have both. Who knows?

I'm a font of useless information. I am Cliff Clavin minus the mustache plus a nice rack. I am a geek and have been known to use quotes from Star Wars, Star Trek, Monty Python, songs, and movies in everyday conversation. Yes, I'm one of those. I've also been accused of being a grammar nazi, but never convicted.

If you're under 18, please go away. I'm sure you're very nice, but when I get moving I don't like to stop to make sure there aren't tender eyes watching. Grown ups with a sense of humor only, please. Thanks.